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The Renfield Drinking Game

Take a sip anytime:

1.     Anyone says codependent

2.     Anyone says narcissism or narcissist

3.     Anyone says Dracula

4.     Renfield goes to his support group

5.     Renfield calls Dracula “Master”

6.     Renfield eats a bug

7.     Dracula smiles

8.     Dracula hisses

9.     Dracula feeds

10.  Dracula calls Renfield “Servant”

11.  Dracula says/does something abusive and/or manipulative

12.  Rebecca says "Fuck you, Kyle!" Or "STFU, Kyle!"

13.  Rebecca is a badass

14.  Teddy Lobo is a moron or makes you laugh

15.  There's gratuitous gore on screen

16.  There's an homage to old school Dracula (powers, bats, mannerisms, etc.)